"You'll shoot your eye out kid". . . Aahhh, so reminiscent of yesteryear huh. Now that you're all grown up, still keeping up with the
current trends that these little punks have is outrageous, and
far beyond your level huh? Well no fear my border line artsy/bitter/depressed friend, I have your saving grace. Secret Santa or Bad ass kids, my quick toy 5.

For the "if he/she don't stop writing on my walls" kids.
The lovely little do-dad comes as a blank vinyl figure. Available from the good folks at
Kidrobot.com. Maybe you can have you channel that sugar and neglect into an art and grow up to be an artist, or maybe even be brave enough to be creative.

For the "Steps or In-Laws" who you want to say bug off old timer to.
This beautiful little trinket is seasonally available at
kidrobot.com. This little product of the corporate takeover, comes complete with a small bottle of "nog".

For the "aww fudge! I got "them" as a secret Santa" person.
This little passive agressive figure, is just a quick little gift idea
available here.
For the "music efficienato" or for that "old weed head"
This lovely
little pairing is actually more than meets the eye. Both being made of vinyl, one is all vinyl(Tape Deck), the other is a USB drive, although not stated on what the capacity is, its a damn good USB.

For that"little bad ass waintch/bugger"
Pretty self evident what this comes off as, give that little punk something to be scared of. That is if they're not so far gone and possessed already. Available at
this fine little website.